1bunnycuddles
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Post by 1bunnycuddles on May 8, 2020 1:17:09 GMT -5
little does he see that as he breaks through a wall he enters a room with an ai driven antigravity gun that lonches him through a worm hole into a black hole were the universe ages and disapears infront o him for his last instand before he is turned int a sttring of atoms as I have it lonch me to god so fast that I infuse with his powers and return to my overprotected fort and create an indestructible buble around the hill, leabing it mine an noone but those given permision by me may enter or leave
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Tim
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Post by Tim on May 8, 2020 2:13:11 GMT -5
Recognizing the issue that this might cause, I access my time travel device to go back in time before the AI Driven Antigravity Gun was used by you and booby trap your gun so that when it shoots it actually reverses your gravity and shoots you off of the hill and into space. I sit on the hill victorious, watching you ascend through the stratosphere.
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1bunnycuddles
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Post by 1bunnycuddles on May 8, 2020 2:15:23 GMT -5
me using my god powers change the timeline so you lack thy time device then chuck you at the turret, letting you meet the same fate as feir the hill is ounce again mine
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Feirmont
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Post by Feirmont on May 8, 2020 15:18:43 GMT -5
*pulls a Nietzsche*
My hill
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1bunnycuddles
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Free Spirit
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Post by 1bunnycuddles on May 9, 2020 0:06:16 GMT -5
me, realizing that changing universe would result in Fairmont being alive, and not in the center of a black hole, I simply transfer him to a universe were all there is, is an endless void resulting in him being silenced forever, meaning that 2 people are now dead forever
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Post by kingplatypus on May 9, 2020 16:31:52 GMT -5
Using the infinite powers of procrastination, I seize the hill instead of writing my paper
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Tim
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Post by Tim on May 9, 2020 18:08:04 GMT -5
As the self-proclaimed Minister of Silly Walk, I walk past you in a silly manner and take the hill.
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Feirmont
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Post by Feirmont on May 9, 2020 18:19:27 GMT -5
Let me just tie your shoelaces together. Ah yep there you go trippin'
My hill. Don't be trippin'
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1bunnycuddles
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Post by 1bunnycuddles on May 11, 2020 0:56:25 GMT -5
seeing that I have been removed from my home, I go to court and charge Fairmont with trespassing, so that he is taken off the property of which I hold on thy hill, then thy hire some security guards along with some turrets to prevent anyone from taking over my fortress, while I sit on my throne, wondering why my indestructible bubble disappeared.
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Post by kingplatypus on May 11, 2020 2:43:18 GMT -5
I am one of the guards and the rest of the guards are also me so i evict you and own the hill
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1bunnycuddles
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Post by 1bunnycuddles on May 11, 2020 13:21:43 GMT -5
I send you a link , you click the link and music begins to play, isgnaling my army of emus with jetpacks, that Ive kept back at my home, speeding tords you, and taking you off the hill, and in the outback were you are standing in shock of what happened and I sit on my throne were I belong, and construct and alabrete way of passage, and transform the hill, to a platue, so I can biuld a larger fortress were the small one ounce stood.
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Post by kingplatypus on Jun 8, 2020 1:28:04 GMT -5
I pull an excessively large tarp off the real hill and pay an artistic road runner 50 bucks. You realize that the hill you built your fortress is nothing but a painting on the side of a cliff and, supported by nothing, the fortress falls a gratuitously long time into a ravine. I stand atop the real hill.
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Ltin
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Post by Ltin on Jul 10, 2020 17:04:19 GMT -5
I temporarily move the hill to the other side of the world. Because the hill is now upside down, King Platypus falls off. I return the hill to its original location. It should go without saying that the hill is mine now.
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Post by kingplatypus on Jul 12, 2020 17:08:30 GMT -5
I file a lawsuit proving that Ltin Corporation stole intellectual property in the form of a hill-mover idea that came to me in a dream and which I jotted down on a scrap of paper. I take the hill as part of the settlement.
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Post by Giovanniland on Sept 20, 2020 16:41:30 GMT -5
I distract everyone on the hill with some potatoes. Then I take the hill for myself.
My hill!
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