Feirmont
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Legislator
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Nation: Feirmont
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Post by Feirmont on Aug 8, 2020 19:00:40 GMT -5
IT IS TIME!Welcome Spiritus, to Platypyre 2.020! The annual festival to burn and jab at our chief executive, Platypus! There will be a thread for platycaptioning a platypicture, and another thread for you (yes you!) to add you twist to how the festival is going (think roleplay, like what song do you start playing, are you bringing anything else flammable, etc.). And of course, the actual burns will go in this thread! After three days (that is, on the Tuesday), we'll all vote on the best burns from the festival for the big winner. Have fun! Reminder: We're burning the platypus but we're not harassing 'em. Your comments are still subject to moderation.
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Louisistan
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Legislator
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Gender: Male
Nation: The Spirit of Louisistan
Discord ID: Louisistan#9874
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Post by Louisistan on Aug 9, 2020 13:38:12 GMT -5
I've already used this, but for the record
The abominable Duckbeaver.
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Ltin
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Chief Justice
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Gender: Male
Nation: Ltin Corporation
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Post by Ltin on Aug 9, 2020 23:07:37 GMT -5
Platypus says it is treason to burn him, but I think the word he meant to say was patriotism.
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Serph
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Free Spirit
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Gender: Male
Nation: Icy Wind
Discord ID: Serph#9714
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Post by Serph on Aug 10, 2020 8:22:31 GMT -5
A bug in the matrix that corrupted beaver.dat mixing it with fragments of duck.dat
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dootishian
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Free Spirit
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Nation: Dootdootdootlydoot
Discord ID: dootishian#9602
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Post by dootishian on Aug 11, 2020 14:43:15 GMT -5
Apparently, platypus venom is delivered through direct contact with defensive spurs on the hind legs. This conflicts with my previous assumption that the excruciating pain I felt upon looking at the creature was the poison, but in fact, Platypus is just that ugly. Hard boil the rotten egg-laying mammal!
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