Louisistan
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Post by Louisistan on Mar 2, 2021 13:43:56 GMT -5
Civil Case Form
1. Name of Plaintiff: Louisistan
2. Name of Defendant: Ltin
3. Please explain very briefly what the case is about: Ltin falsely claimed that I eat Cheerios on egregious quantities.
4. Which of your legal right(s) do you believe has been violated?: The right of not being slandered.
5. What remedy are you seeking (leave blank if unsure): Ltin to issue a public apology and to clarify publicly that I consume only non-egrigious quantities of Cheerios.
6. Does any evidence in this case need to be submitted in private because it is classified or highly personal?: Nah.
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Rogamark
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Post by Rogamark on Mar 2, 2021 14:02:54 GMT -5
Plaintiff will please address the Court on whether we have jurisdiction over Cheerio complaints, despite the fact that said food item is not made of potatoes. Plaintiff's brief must conform to the formal requirements for complaints about the traditional Spiritus pastime of slander, which means it must be composed entirely of haikus.
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Louisistan
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Post by Louisistan on Mar 2, 2021 14:36:44 GMT -5
Brief as requested By plaintiff Louisistan Incoming below
May it please the court Cheerios are gluten-free So are potatoes
Cheetos, Cheerios Ain't it all irrelevant? Injustice confirmed.
This court really has General jurisdiction Over all the things
Starchiness or not This should not matter at all Spiritus Supreme.
The best I could do Represented in these lines May it please the court
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Post by Rogamark on Mar 2, 2021 15:01:03 GMT -5
Very well played, this warrants keeping the erm, case, alive for a while longer. First, the Honorable Ltin is RECUSED from the case, as the Temporarily Not Honorable Ltin is the Defendant in this action. Second, the Temporarily Not Honorable Ltin may now address the Court in an appropriately humorous way to argue for dismissal.
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Ltin
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Post by Ltin on Mar 2, 2021 20:46:16 GMT -5
From the desk of the Ltin Corporation Lawyer-BotI thank the court for allowing me the opportunity to speak to you about this matter in person. The court does not have jurisdiction in this case, nor in "general things," as the plaintiff has claimed. At hand is the question of whether or not the statement allegedly said by the defendant, the Temporarily Not Honorable Ltin, is illegal slander. The defendant's counsel contends that since Spiritus has no laws against slander, it's not a crime to publish it. The Supreme Court must dismiss this case. If the court does not, the defendant will suffer irreparable harm in the form of public scorn, ridicule, ridicule, humiliation, loss of employment, and all the other attendant effects of malicious speech.
If a man is accused falsely of committing an illegal act, the courts are to grant him immunity from prosecution on any criminal charge whatsoever. To justify this, the defendant 's lawyer argues argues that by stating facts that are truthful and not false a judge does not have standing to inquire into any legal theory. This was demonstrated most tragically during the "Hannover Trials." In the end , despite the judge's refusal to investigate or even hear legal argument, the Supreme Court did so and decided it was unconstitutional to imprison men of character.
Again, thank you for considering all sides of the case.
Sincerely,
The Ltin Corporation Lawyer-Bot
PS. If the case is dismissed in one week's time, my attorney will not take on any more of your issues.
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Post by Rogamark on Mar 2, 2021 21:17:43 GMT -5
I thank all parties for playing, and their very creative submissions. It is almost a shame that we can't let this go to trial I am ordering the case DISMISSED, the file SHREDDED, BURNED, and the ashes SCATTERED into the wind.
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Louisistan
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Post by Louisistan on Mar 3, 2021 2:02:09 GMT -5
Mister Chief Justice Would you please state the reason For the dismissal?
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